January 2010
“Men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women have a more subtle instinct:...”
– Oscar Wilde (via thelovelybones)
Jimmy Kimmel vs Jay Leno
Jay: Have you ever ordered anything off TV?
Jimmy: Like NBC ordered your show off air?
Jay: What do you fear most?
Jimmy: I fear volcanoes...and tidal waves, I dream of tidal waves....I fear the network will move my show to 10 o'clock.
Jay: Is there anything you want to host that you haven't?
Jimmy: This is a trick question isn't it? Like for me to say the Tonight Show then you take it back from me?
Jimmy: All you have to take care of is cars! You have $800 million for god's sake, leave our shows alone man! We have lives to lead!
jimmy kimmel is cool in my book now. team coco!!!!!!
rishtastic:
Lady Gaga - Monster
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